Lactic Acid

Ahh you get going, your feeling good and suddenly you can't move your legs seize up and you get a funny taste in your mouth, and you have to limp back beaten by your lazy body, not to mention the soreness that you're going to get in a few hours.









It’s the excessive mechanical force which results in damage to the muscle or connective tissue, which is really the muscle pain you feel after excercise. The body responds by repairing it and this stimulates sensory nerve endings which results in pain. This is why it usually occurs when you first start an exercise program, or when you train at an unusually high intensity.

Requested: Freudian Theory

"because the source of all womens problems isnt penis envy, and 'mature' women dont get pleasure just from inside of them (thus making penis the main source of pleaure) he's chauvanistic and sexist garrrr"














Freud on The stages: The genital stage begins at puberty, and represents the resurgence of the sex drive in adolescence, and the more specific focusing of pleasure in sexual intercourse. Freud felt that masturbation, oral sex, homosexuality, and many other things we find acceptable in adulthood today, were immature.Yeh, i'm angry

Malfunctioning Vending Machines

You're hungry, the line is long at the cafe so you decide to stick $2 in and by a chocolate bar to tie you over. You finally make your choice and your excited. You put your note in and it rejects it so you try another 2 times, you check yourself for change... but nothing! You're not going to get your chocolate today. If you do manage to find the change, your chocolate gets stuck and you just can't win.













U.S vendors, realizing they were losing sales because of validator malfunctions, formed the Coin Coalition to support the United States dollar coin. Their efforts to completely replace the dollar bill with the Sacagawea dollar have been unsuccessful so far. Guess your still without chocolate

Screaming Babies

You sit down on your flight, it's 9 hours overnight. You take off and you notice the baby whimpering 3 rows back. As the plane ascends so do the babies cry's into full blown screams. And they don't stop... all flight :

But why are you so annoyed by this... maybe it's because babies happen to scream at a volume close to the roar at a football stadium at 110 decibels, considering rock concerts usually peak at 120 decibels... it's no wonder you can't sleep!

The misspelling of words

Do you know people who chronically misspell words despite living in an English speaking country and never showing a dyslexic inclintation in their lives.

These people, also known as lazy spellers are contributing majorly to the economy. Stupidity is a major factor when companies decide keywords for their websites. Companies use misspelled words related to their company to drive people to their website.

Mosquito Bites

Do you hate the little red lumps that pop up on your skin, after chasing the buzzing around your head for the last 20 minutes, you've spent years avoiding bananas in peak mosquito seasons, taking Vitamin B all to avoid West Nile or Malaria



Well I'm telling you, there's not a damn thing you can do to avoid mosquito bites. Because it's 85% genetics. It's true that there is the one person in 10 that is extremely attractive to mosquitoes, but you can't beat them.

Traffic Lights

Does the little red dot at an intersection make your blood boil. Well it would since you spend two weeks of your life staring at it.