Smelly Farts in Small Rooms

Yes we've been told that farting is au naturale and I'm all for letting rip out doors but when it's small spaces like cars, studio apartments and bathroom cubicles farting, breaking wind or blowing a bottom gale is not on. The choking noxious gasses are only exacerbated when they have no where to go, and you're the victim looking around for the sly bottomed perpetrator. I have a personal peeve for the SBD. The silent but deadly incapacitates you like a hot pepper spray, leaving you gasping for breath.

On average people fart some 14 times per day letting out about half a litre of of "fart gas." Added to this is the myth that some people don't fart, this is not true as most people when they sleep will fart at some point due to relaxation of the lower region muscles. Depending on the size of the room, a farts odour tends to dissipate in a few seconds, the less air the less chance it has to dilute and hence the pungent aroma. In fact nearly every living organism on the planet farts... except sea-sponges, they don't fart